Make It Idiot Proof And Someone Will Make A Better Idiot.
One day a cannibal was not feeling well so he went to his witch doctor.
He said, "Doctor, I haven't been feeling well lately. Can you help me?"
The doctor said, "Well, let me see. Have you eaten anything unusual lately?"
The cannibal thought for a moment. He replied, "No, not really, just some fat little guys in brown robes that had a little ring of hair on their head."
The doctor said, "How did you cook them?"
The cannibal said, "Well, I boiled them, of course."
Then the doctor replied, "That's your problem. They're friars, not boilers."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don?t know son, I'm still paying."
